Well I have been up all night… This time I stayed up all night for the sole purpose of being able to be awake to take out the garbage in the morning. This is one thing I am not going to miss about Japan. I can’t wait to just fill up my car with stank ass garbage at whatever respectable time I choose and proceed to through it all away at the dump. Get with the program Japan.
While making several garbage runs, as our entire 5ft by 3ft by 3ft garbage storage area was full, I noticed several people walking their dogs. It occurred to me at that point I have never seen a scruffy looking dog in Japan every dog I’ve seen has a shiny thick lustrous fur. Back home though it seems like every other dog you see is some scraggly malnourished thing by comparison. These dogs coupled with the trip to the pet stores yesterday only serves to make me dangerously close to dog-napping one of these dogs.
While on the subject of theft I totally stole our neighbors newspaper this morning. Maybe next time they will think before being loud and black and gay.
“Guess what? Stuff happened this morning. Oh you can’t read about it huh thats too bad.”
